Driving my character's car was definitely a highlight. I've always been perfectly content in a 90s sedan, but after a 30 second learning curve with this luxury vehicle I was powering the engine and changing gears with only buttons. Buttons! Still, it's nice to have a car that won't have me cursing the heavens with every scratch. I'd probably turn into a real asshole with a fancy car. I'd literally bump Iggy Azalea's "Fancy" and drive with only my right hand at 12 o'clock, leaned back. I might even purchase an e-cig for my fancy drives to nowhere important. I'd take my broken speedometer over becoming that person any day.
Note: If you are that person, we can still be friends. You can be my real life Schmidt.
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